Rap about my problems instead of solving them!' '(Argh!) Look at me! I'm EpicLLOYD! Check me out! I can You're an eight-year-old boy stuck inside a whatever-year-old man! Your jokes haven't grown since you told them in a lunch line, bro! Nice Diva is my new name for you, Nice Pete! Nice Peter: They got places to be, and now they're looking at me! So quit eating up my time picking one of your fancy fonts,Īnd make a fucking decision so all these people can leave!Įxcuse me for interrupting Rocket League and smoking weed! I don't know who you shit on worse: myself or Dante!īut I'm not an entrée at one of your fancy restaurants, You manipulate your friends, and then you throw them away! Like, dude, that is not a cool way to play Batman! I'm sick of smoothing things out! The same routine!ĮRB2 is right! I'm covering your ass behind the scenes,Īnd then I try to tell you things, but you're too stubborn to understand! I'm out of compassion for you and your self-righteous bullshit!Įrection jokes, dude? Your whole name means dick! I'll sit back and watch you unravel and revel in pure satisfaction! Quit me then, you pussy! We'll see what happens! You're so afraid to lose, but losing's all you do,Īnd tonight, I'm not quitting the battles! Bitch, I'm quitting you! EpicLLOYD: You're second class! That's why I let you run ERB2! I'm sorry, man! No, I'm fucking not! Fuck you! I'm trying to make art, mother fucker you're trying to find a rhyme for erection! I try to take our little baby in a creative direction! We'd have more subs than PewDiePie if you didn't fight me every time To take over control of some shit I'm already doing just fine! I need some personal space to get away from your screaming,īut every time I turn my back, mother fucker, you start scheming That I wake up and come to work to look at your hungover face! I'm fucking burnt out, man! It's been six years every day

'Cause you said we'd be done at 10, and it's 4 in the morning. You're just a little up in my face right now.

Hey, can you put that little, uh, thing back down in there? Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Javi Sánchez-Blanco, and Andrew Sherman as editorsĪtul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, and Sulai Lopez as Frustrated CrewĮpicLLOYD as Harry Houdini (reused footage) 2.10 Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD (simultaneously):.It features the co-creators of the series, Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD, rapping against each other in a rematch of the Season 1 finale. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 is the seventieth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the twelfth and final episode of Season 5. The Broward Center for the Performing Arts Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg (Unofficial Season 6 premiere)

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